Being a woman in her late twenties, I am continually faced with the issues of fertility. It’s been said that a woman has only one eighth of her eggs left by the age of 30. That’s a pretty sobering thought? Especially for those who feel they are made for motherhood.
Men on the hand… It seems as though their sperm count is endless; a fact to which this story will attest.
Only kidding, this is totally a joke about an old man that visited a doctor for a physical exam.
“An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count for his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
‘Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.’
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